My Summer Vacation (when I wasn't doing homework or renovating my home)

OK, so sometimes I still did homework.
























yes. i have webbed toes.

i love princess superstar.

OMG YOU GUYS!

So school started today and I figured it's about damned time I make a little time to post something here. In the last 4 weeks, we moved out the last of our shit, did a cosmetic reno of our condo, put it on the market and now school.

Poor blogger, no deliciously boring content to process...for so many weeks, days, hours. Le sigh. I love you all my 4 loyal daily visitors.

I'm contemplating ditching the whole poopeeshmoopee shtick and just using my real name. but I can't decide.

impossible is the opposite of possible

We're planning on putting our condo up on the market in a couple of weeks, and I'm kinda freaking out about it.I just finished summer school and will now spend the next week or so doing nothing but moving, painting, sanding, staining and replacing shit.




I'm in need of proper studio space and can't really afford to rent something on top of what we have, so it's time. There is dedicated studio and storage space at school for 4th-year students, but I'm only in 2nd year.



I didn't realise how much it sucks lugging all my shit around, especially when the lockers we are offered are usually not big enough to store anything larger than a knapsack and boots and a coat in the winter. Riding the streetcar with anything larger than a coffee? Ugh.



So once we sell...well, then we have to try to buy a new place and hope that closing dates work out and all so we're not homeless for a couple of months.



And I start school again in 4 weeks.



Gulp.

i am so disgusting

so disgusting in fact, that i earned TWO whole entries on imsodigusting.blogspot.com! i DARE you to beat that. HAH!

oh yeah, i also have wickid cramps right now and am totally burned out from ACING my last course of the summer, so blogging to resume shortly.

betch

i wish i got vh1. i don't even have cable.

I Hate My 30s

oh god.

holy crap!

i didn't forget about you, i'm just a total burnout, ya'll

There's 2 weeks left in my History of Modern Art course.


One written assignment due Thursday, and final exam next Thursday.


Then I'll have a life again.


Sort of.


We're thinking about selling the condo.


I know.


Crazy timing, but all signs point to moving in September.


I'm just looking forward to spending 2 whole weeks at the cottage in August.

whenever i see people riding their bikes in downtown traffic wearing headphones i wish this would happen

my heart is explody with cuteness!

Wow. I've been busy and have lots of photos to share with you all, hopefully get some of that poo up here soon. In the meantime, enjoy Nora, the piano-playing kitty!

thank goodness. i was starting to worry.

You Are a Great Student

You aren't afraid to crack the books when you need to, and you make your education a true priority. You could become a PhD in anything, if you set your mind to it. There's no limit to what you can learn!

Are You a Good Student?

I got 2 scholarships for my first year of art school, ya'll! Holy crap! They are:

• Jennifer Hermelin Scholarship: Awarded to the student with the highest grade in the Form & Structure (SCULPTURE) course in the Fall term; and
• Dr. Eugene A. Poggetto Scholarship: Awarded for...well I'm not sure but I'm assuming it has something to do with the 94% final mark I got in my critical theory class.

Well, I just pulled an all nighter to get my most recent assignment completed. I've been feeling very procrastination-ely and burned out in the last month, so I kinda left it to the last minute. Nothing like an all nighter to make you feel even more burned out. Actually, I feel really good about the result even though the following photo was poorly lit. See fer yourselves:



Better photos and project details forthcoming.

I'm into Jewish Mothers

most pointless invention. ever.

the seajogger

now, peanut butter and jelly sammiches!

it's like an ant farm, but with squirrels!

This is currently in the front window of the cottage:











Please note: In the video, we were watching Ideocracy, which is the loud sound you hear in the background. It was kinda lame. The squirrels were more fun to watch.

killer cuteness!

Good Morning Noon

Good Morning Noon, originally uploaded by snailbooty.

So I finally got all my marks and my final average is an 83! I was really happy. I ended up with a 94 in critical theory!

Yesterday I started summer school and really like the instructor. Thank goodness because I'm going to have her in June for the next class. So this one now is called Contemporary Issues: Art Today and it runs until the end of June. Here's the description:

This introductory studio-seminar course exposes students to some of the issues, theories, conceptual and formal strategies that inform contemporary art practice. This specific offering concentrates on drawing and painting with reference to other media. Each weekly seminar explores current ideas and discourses through some of the following: presentations of artists’ works, analysis of assigned readings, and students’ presentations of their own projects.

1313 Mockingbird Lane, originally uploaded by snailbooty.

The next one is a 3 week intensive course called Painting and Digital Imaging. I'm super stoked to take it, but am a little nervous about having a painting assignment due for each class. Here's the description:

The capacity to manipulate and synthesize images digitally from a vast number of sources allows artists increased latitude in generating ideas for paintings. In this studio/lab-based course, students use the computers, digital cameras and scanners to gather images and create compositions for their paintings. Through a combination of painting and digital experiments, students explore a range of possibilities for expanding the painter's vocabulary.


I've got a shitload of old photos and some crap from my teen years that I'll probably work into paintings. I also have a whole box of slides we found at Goodwill last summer that I'm going to try and use.

side dish, originally uploaded by snailbooty.

Then from the end of June to the first week of August I'll be taking History of Modern Art. Here's the description:

This lecture course surveys major artistic movements and artists from the 1860s to the 1970s. We begin by examining the roots of Modernism and proceed to a consideration of movements such as Impressionism, Post-Impressionism, Fauvism, Cubism, Futurism and Constructivism. We then examine Duchamp and the Armory Show of 1913 to illustrate the influence of the early-20th-century European avant-garde on North American art and aesthetics, particularly Abstract Expressionism. We conclude with a discussion of mid-20th-century art movements, including British and American Pop, Conceptual Art, Minimalism, Performance, Land-based Art and Post-Minimalism.

This will probably end up being mostly essays and exams, and I have a friend taking it as well, so it'll be good to have someone to study with.

hush puppy, originally uploaded by snailbooty.

I have so many photos from my first year drawing class that I just haven't had time to tweak and upload yet but I'll get to it eventually.

OH last night I started a dance class.

A hip hop dance class.

...

STOP LAUGHING I'm serious!!!!

Katie Hip-Hop Dance - Delmar Loop 9, originally uploaded by kocojim.

I haven't taken a dance class since I was 9 years old and even then it was Royal Conservatory Ballet - ugh. I do love shaking my ass on the dance floor (the 2 times a year I actually go out dancing) so I thought what better way to get in shape an learn some new moves.

My ass and obliques are KILLING today though, ya'll. Maybe by the end of the class in June I'll have the balls to tape myself dancing and share it with you.

Maybe.

P.S. Here's a shot of a sculpture that I made last November. Just totally forgot to post photos of it!

Borderline Normal

Freudlo, originally uploaded by Tommykane.

I was supposed to check out a facebook-induced event last night at Kalendar, but ended up feeling all headache-y from my allergies so I wimped out and stayed home. Which is also why I'm inside writing this, rather than sitting on my deck, soaking up the sunshine. Sigh.

For the last 4 months, our condo looked as though an art supply store birthed a giant poo baby who wouldn't stop spontaneously pooing all over the place. I've never let my home get as dirty as I did this past school year. I spent the whole day yesterday organizing all the loft junk into an semi-cool workspace. Now that I've been at school, I finally have a sense of what kind of stuff I need to effectively complete homework without having everything everywhere.

Now that things are organized, I need to spend a couple of hours actually cleaning it. But I don't really feel like it. So, I'm online enjoying my flickr contacts' photos. I think I'm in love with Tommykane's sketchbook.

Good news: I'm a golden baby

So, my marks are starting to come in. I'm still waiting on 3 courses but the verdict thus far, is an A!!!! That is because:

A. I'm a super, academically-inclined, mega-geek,

and

B. I'm a mature student.

Most of my peers were born in the 80s, and next year they'll be kids born in 1990. They have not really known a world without cellphones, computers, the Internet or the Simpsons. They're still sorting out the whole "growing up" thing. This is my killer advantage.

It's amazing how well you can perform when you have already experienced over a decade's worth of sometimes well-intentioned yet mostly unconsidered critiques of your work from 10-20 different boss/manager types.

I'm not at university to please my parents, to get a higher paying job or even to get institutional permission to call myself an artist. I'm there to learn as much as I can about approaches to materials, history, techniques and theory and to interact, network and collaborate with teachers, students and others as much as possible.

Even though I remember pre-VCR, I am certainly a TV baby, having learned to privilege visual experiences over others. I guess, in that respect we often find common ground and can be friends (facebook is eating my soul!!!!).

Anyway, there's nothing that could convince me to go back in time and relive years 17 through 23.

Ok, MAYBE if I had to save the world from a robot war or nuclear winter or something.

Bad news: R.I.P. Abigail

Abigail a.k.a Abby a.k.a. The Fluff a.k.a. Princess Prettypaws who, for the last couple of months, had been suffering from a giant, weepy cancerous tumor in her mouth, was put to sleep yesterday, in her home, with her loving family Melissa and Melissa (people), Freezer, Kiku, Shammie and Killer (cats).

in need a good raincoat, stat!

zebralo, originally uploaded by Tommykane.

this is tommykane's zebralo. his moleskine drawings are delicious.

it pissed and pissed and pissed cold rain down on me while i was walking to melissa's place this afternoon. the wind kept changing directions which made umbrellas kind of more of a burden than a help. now i'm cold...

and miserable...

and hungry....

sigh...

yeah. i'm soooooooo not the best company right now.

my mind is a firestorm

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is a firestorm - full of intensity and drama. Your thoughts may seem scattered to you most of the time... But they often seem strong and passionate to those around you. You are a natural influencer. The thoughts you share are very powerful and persuading.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

I firestormed the shit out of that critical theory final. Now I will have a smoke and a pancake. Then i will sleep for 12 hours.

have you ever...

have you ever been sitting in a packed theatre, and had the sudden urge to take a shit. like immediately?

no?

well then, what about subsequently getting your period at the mid point of a play that has no intermission?

no again?

yeah well it's SO not as fun as it sounds.

and now this:

one more assignment done...

Kirk and I have been dreaming up fancy houses we would love to live in. So here it is:




Wanna see the whole fabrication process with slideshow-y goodness?

text message breakup

classic.

r.i.p. june callwood

the landlord

Perez posted a link to this and it was so funny I had to re-post it here for your viewing pleasure.

UPDATE: I had to post a lower res version from youtube cause the original annoyingly starts every time this page reloads.

old montreal - final piece!

old montreal, originally uploaded by poopee shmoopee.

oil on canvas
24"x36"
2007

To see previous stages start here, and follow the links.

hammies and broccoli!

mmmmmmmm.......i'm delicious!!

You Are a Red Velvet Cake

Rich, decadent, and sensual. You have a deep appeal that transcends all trends. You are the definition of passion: intense, adventurous, and seductive.

What Kind of Cake Are You?

my husband is an rc geek. sort of.

this is his new favourite toy: the WowWee Flytech Dragonfly


this is what they sound like:

i rode my bike today and it was windy, a bitter, bitter wind. my advice to anyone contemplating riding into the wind from west parkdale to cabbagetown on a bike with no gears, post-therapeutic massage and starving cause it was 2 o'clock and you hadn't eaten yet. don't bother.

i had to pull over a couple of times cause my hamstrings and calves felt all explody. i was hoping to make it home to have some tomato soup with grated cheddar cheese and toast but by the time i got to college and grace i felt like i was going to pass out. so i stopped at bar burrito and ate a 8" chipotle steak burrito, then rode home. the burrito was pretty good but i kinda wished i had gone to utopia across the street. oh well.

in other news, i have 2 projects to go before my critical theory final on the 25th. i'm currently working on:

• a new painting for colour and composition class
  
• a 3D model, something architectural, for art and design in the social sphere class.
  

i'm also working on getting shots of all my drawing and printmaking work so that i can post more for your viewing pleasure.

oh and weirdest connection made recently on facebook: my first boyfriend. yikes!

I smell a duel: Pussy Golightly vs. Connie Lingus

My real name generated THIS:

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Pussy Golitely

Drag Queen Name Generator

My blog name generated THIS:

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Connie Lingus

Drag Queen Name Generator

I'll let you decide which is the more awesome. Awesomely laaaaaaame.

Oh also, I recently joined facebook. Since then I receive at least 10-20 emails a day. What have I done?

WHY????? what personality disorder are YOU!!!!

You May Be a Bit Histrionic...

Dramatic and over the top, you crave attention. And you'll do anything it takes to get noticed. You love to be seductive, even when it's inappropriate. If you're ignored, you're easily hurt ... and act out even more!

What Personality Disorder Are You?

Hm. I choose surgeon. Or maybe boxer. Hmmmm...nonono....dancer. yeah. dancer.

Your Aura is Red

You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage. Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works! The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon

What Color Is Your Aura?

bruce lee!

homer's odyssey

closer to the bone

Ink and pencil on paper.
18" x 24"

SUBJECT: Using a split-image format, based on the Golden section, create a juxtaposition (visual and conceptual) by drawing 2 parallel images - one a description of part of a human skeleton, and one image is selected from another context. Consider the comparison and contrast of the elements - analogy, metaphor, symbols, etc.

CRITERIA/MATERIALS: 1 of 2 images may include colour. Tonal structure may be pre- or post-Titian. Variety of chalks, conte, ink, pencil. Minimum 18" x 24".

holy crap! i'm a 34C!

Since school started, my sleeping schedule is all over the place, so I basically eat smaller meals whenever I'm hungry, which is about every 2-4 hours. I've also been a weight training once a week with my personal trainer brother.



Last fall, and now that the snow has finally melted, I've been riding my bike 4 times a week to and from school which ends up being 10-15 minutes each way.



Just one year ago I was a 38D and 2 dress sizes bigger. I also pretty much sat on my ass all day at a desk, sometimes in front of a computer that I shared with 3 other people.



These are shots from the last project I submitted to my Art and Design in the Social Sphere class.


SUBJECT: Create a recording of something. Interpret the word "recording" as you see fit. This could mean a literal recording, a trace, data analysis, a copy, etc...

CRITERIA/MATERIALS: Format and materials are open.

MY INTERPRETATION:


'7 DAYS'
mixed media on canvas
32" x 36"

I saved 7-days worth of packaging and non-perishable trash from whatever I bought or finished and used a glue gun to collage it to an old canvas I had lying around as a record of my consumption.

Blades of Glory

I don't know what it is, but Will Ferrell could shit in a bucket and I would laugh my ass off.

Every time.

soundgarden kinetic sculpture? yes please!

Hey ya'll,

With 4 weeks left in the school term, the pressure is now firmly on and I'm not really at my computer as much as usual BUT I just finished a series of projects that I will post to the blog as soon as I get a minute to get the photos off my camera.

In the meantime, enjoy this:

beatbox flute guy!

Hey Murl! He's back with a new video.

playing with hue and space

study#2 for colour and composition class.

goal: develop a composition which incorporates an illusion of 3 dimensional space using one or more of the following devices: linear & aerial perspective, scale, position, overlapping, depth of field, warm/cool contrasts, transparency, context/viewpoint, saturated/desaturated, value contrast and spatial relationships.

size: 9"x12"
media: gouache, watercolour paper, card stock

linocut for printmaking assignment #2

more tree-rat fun!

Pervert's Guide to Cinema

We watched this recently. If you are as much into psychology, philosophy, films and documentaries as I am, you'll prolly appreciate this. Was screened at last year's Toronto International Film Festival. Here's a clip:

explody with cuteness!

chester

Starbucks or...

phil hanson rocks.

Surprise!

I know this is old news, but I just around to reading PC World's "The 50 Most Important People on the Web". Did anyone else notice that of the 50 there were only 4 women, 3 Asian men, and 1 queen of all media?

Oh and the other 42?

It's whole wack of white guys!

BTW - I had to turn word verification back on. Spammers suck.

ummmmmm......

I have 2 major projects due tomorrow! Besides that I'm feeling much better now. So much so that I miss actually having a life outside of school and my home. As Raymi so eloquently puts it...

le sigh.

In the meantime, enjoy this:

Can't get enough of complaining, whining or bitching?

Well then you've come to the right place!

The last few days have been way below normal temperatures, super dry weather and extreme winchills. Today it's not too bad, and all the snow is starting to melt.

Why poopee, you say, you should be happy it's warming up and the sun is shining!

My response: I wish I could be. For someone who is allergic to molds and dust it's pure hell. For the last 2 weeks, I've had an inflammation of the nasal passages and a sinus headache with serious light sensitivity from all the massive weather changes we've been having. I'm taking (legal) drugs like crazy, just so I can get out of bed and not have to wear sunglasses, even indoors. At least it hasn't turned into a cold and my period is mostly over.

Besides all that school is going super well. I finally got a couple of homework things back, so I'll be posting more photos soon. I am also killing in my critical theory class, I got 96 on my mid-term and have started tutoring one of my classmates.

Oh yeah, here is the a shot of my window painting, after session #5, which I did a couple of weeks ago and forgot to link here.



Previous sessions

dear period that came 5 days early,

fuck you.

i want to die.

love always,

poopee shm-oh-my-gawd-get-me-some-painkillers-please

p.s. i don't have any photos from my birthday dinner, which was the most deeeeeeelicious meal i've had in a long, long time, because we were all too dumb to bring a camera and my camera batteries were dead. sigh. then we forgot to take pictures of my cake, before we ate the whole thing. so yeah, sorry or whatever. i'm going to go back to bed now, lie in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.

currently experiencing massively uncomfortable digestive issues....please stand by...