have you ever...
have you ever been sitting in a packed theatre, and had the sudden urge to take a shit. like immediately?
no?
well then, what about subsequently getting your period at the mid point of a play that has no intermission?
no again?
yeah well it's SO not as fun as it sounds.
and now this:
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one time I had a diarrhea attack at a baseball game and had to pollute one of the stalls.
you're too funny! I've had a combination of the 2 things...
Yes on the former, um... no on the latter.
teh period thing yes, the poo thing never. I guess if I have to choose one over the other, I take blood. Less embarassing than poo, in my opoonion.
it was horrible. then i woke up at 5am sunday morning and had the most intensely painful cramps EVER. my body had decided that every scrap of foodish residue left in my digestive system had to be evacuated IMMEDIATELY. i felt like i was giving birth to a huge, monster poo baby.
gross. i know. but i don't know how else to describe it. it hurt so bad i puked and gagged for a whole 20 minutes. i thought i was going to die. then i forced myself to eat about 5 extra strength advils and pass out with a hot water bottle.
the picture of healthy, youthful, reproductive-potential vitality!
i thought i was going to die.
also, i am a nerd because i think cbc radio 3 is awesome.
My wife has sudden urges to shit, but I rarely do (unless some bug has got me, which happens about once every seven years).
Instead, I crap about three times a day. No need for sudden urges with regularity like that.
Of course, the wife thinks it's annoying. "Do you ever NOT need to crap?" is a common phrase around here.
Ah well, after nearly 15 years of wedded bliss, I gotta expect a little ribbing.
mark: welcome!
yeah, i don't normally have the sudden urge thing. this was definitely ABNORMAL.
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