50 things about me

1. I am 32 years old (I'll be 33 in 5 days).
2. The two middle toes on both of my feet are webbed.
3. I live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Canada is the home of Shania Twain, the Toronto International Film Festival, the Canadian National Exhibition, Kraft Dinner, Anne Murray, Canadian Club, Celine Dion, Corey Hart, Alanis, Mike Myers, Norm MacDonald, William Shatner, John Candy, Bret “the hitman, Hart, Jennifer Tilly, Kids in the Hall, The Tragically Hip, Steve Nash, David Cronenberg, Sarah Polley, the Barenaked Ladies, Stompin’ Tom Connors, Sum 41, Bob and Doug McKenzie,Neil Young, Wayne Gretzky, Red Green, Tom Green, Matthew Perry, Paul Shaffer, Mike Weir, Phil Hartman, Leslie Neilsen, Peter Jennings, Pamela Anderson, Alex Trebek, Todd MacFarlane, Farley Mowat, Naomi Klein, Pierre Elliot Trudeau, James Cameron, Douglas Coupland, Lorne Michaels, Emily Carr, The Group of Seven, hosers, hockey, maple syrup, back bacon and poutine
4. I have 2 tattoos.
5. I’m half southern Italian and half French Canadian.
6. I was raised Roman Catholic.
7. Due to an overabundance of Catholic guilt instilled in me as a child, I would much rather punish myself than lash out at others.
8. Though I am a feisty hellion when pushed too far.
9. My ultimate comfort foods are: gnocchi, poutine and butter tarts.
10. Farts ALWAYS make me laugh.
11. I drive a 1988 Volvo 240DL station wagon. The colour is tan, but the official name is “champagne”.
12. I prefer driving standard to automatic. Automatic transmission is for pussies.
13. To me its colOUr and favOUrite and alumiNIum not color, favorite and aluminum.
14. I CAN SPEAK LOUDER THAN MOST OTHER PEOPLE IN ANY GIVEN ROOM. (See #5)
15. I have perfect C-cup breasts.
16. I've never had children (explains #15)
17. I look best in red.
18. I look worst in yellow.
19. I can’t NOT watch television if it’s on.
20. I look better naked than dressed.
21. My favourite book is Robert A. Heinlein’s Stranger in a Strange Land
22. My favourite movie is Blade Runner.
23. I have naturally curly hair.
24. I talk back to movies, television shows, commercials, the radio, magazines, books, OK pretty much everything - call me the one-woman peanut gallery.
25. When I watch TV I always flip between shows to avoid the commercials.
26. I don't have cable, but when I do, I enjoy watching Discovery, TLC, Comedy Network, IFC, Documentary Channel, HGTV and the Food Network.
27. I can’t cross my eyes.
28. I can rrrrrrrrrrrrrroll my “r’s.
29. I can twist my tongue into the shape of a clover leaf.
30. I went to all-French schools from junior kindergarten to high school graduation.
31. I bugs me when people misspell my name.
32. According to my husband and past roommates, I am a kitchen nazi.
33. I’m really bad a memorizing things.
34. I am a visual learner.
35. When I was 18 I worked at Paramount Canada’s Wonderland (not as fun as it sounds)
36. I love cheese, except for the goat ones and moldy ones that get passed off as gourmet.
37. I am far-sighted.
38. I love and appreciate music of all kinds.
39. I started wearing a bra in 5th grade
40. The first and only fist fight I have ever been in was in the 5th grade with the first boy who made fun of my bra.
41. I have one younger brother.
42. My parents are still together and seem pretty happy about it.
43. I have a dog named Oscar, he's a border-collie/australian shepherd cross.
44. I have a cat named Luna. She is black and is a bitch to everyone but me.
45. I always wanted to have a dog named Petey, like in the Little Rascals.
46. The best man at my wedding was a lesbian.
47. I love me the homos and the dykes.
48. Except for the super faggy/butchy ones who act the way they think gay people should act, instead of acting like human beings. Them I diss.
49. I only take prescription drugs if absolutely necessary.
50. I am kinda paranoid about immunizations like the flu shot (though I'm sure glad I'll never get smallpox or polio)