9 good things

1. Found USB cables for digital cameras. It makes it easier to get the pictures off of them and stuff.

pebble beach 2.0
2. My husband. For many reasons, but namely for finding said cable.

3. My cottage. Everyone living in urban middle-class on up comfort should have to poop in an outhouse for at least a whole week once a year. I swear. It's character building.

4. Good friends. I had the best week ever with Melissa, drinking, canoeing, eating, smoking, sleeping. Oh, and lots and lots of stick throwing.

5. The Party Island. Need I say more?

6. Bicycles out of storage. TTC fare is now $2.75 and that is fucking bullshit. Also, I've been away from city driving for a while and think that road rage is NOT good for me.

7. Newly painted bedrooms. Now I just need to move all my shit out of the closet, paint the closet doors and inside trim, lay down some quarter round, moving it all back into the closet. And THEN, I can move my bed back in, and all my other tchatchka. HUZZAH!

8. Cursewords. The words bullshit, cunt, asshole, fucking and pricks got me through the most evil rush hour drive down Dufferin from Lawrence Ave down to King Street today. Drivers in Toronto don't know the first goddamned thing about common courtesy. I don't give a shit if someone needs to get into my lane. Signal assholes! Let me know what you're planning to do, pricks, so I don't rear end your bullshit, you fucking cunts!


9. Free food. Thanks Mum! Also, thank you for storing my bike.


Dave said...

Welcome back shmoops...!

but.... I thought you quit smoking???

poopee shmoopee said...

yeah. but it was crack so it's ok!

Just kidding. It was just that whole week with all the daquiris and margaritas I was drinking, and with Melissa packing smokes, I kinda forgot, or stopped caring. or whatever.

The last few days i've been a cranky beeyatch though. I just have to remind myself how digusting they are.

Kathy W. said...

I'm laughing out loud at number 8.

poopee shmoopee said...

Thanks Kathy! I can't wait to hang out with you in a couple of weeks!!!

Murp! said...

You have a circle on your leg.

poopee shmoopee said...

you are obsvervant.

it's a tattoo.

Murp! said...

I thought it was ringworm. Whew!

poopee shmoopee said...

*shudder* ringworm is SO GROSS.