and now for some late-breaking news

To: The Internet
From: The Shmoopiest Poopee Ever

I know this is going to sound really lame and all, but HOLY CRAP, my life has lately been all about family crises, wedding planning, working, eating, sleeping, driving, cleaning a little painting and sometimes even breathing.

I'm not sure if you noticed but blogging isn't on this list at all.

sigh