recently overheard
Kirk: Did you know that Debbie Gibson's going to be in Playboy?
Me: [watching Harry Potter and The Prisoner Of Azkhaban]
Kirk: Did you even hear what I just said?
Me: Yes but don't really care about seeing Debbie Gibson naked. Do you?
Kirk: [long thoughtful pause] Maybe.
1 comment:
Dear poopsie shmoopsie,
Face it. Men want to see EVERY woman on earth naked (maybe not Roseanne, or Oprah)
It's a fact of life.
Sorry,
signed,
All Men
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